Relationships and such

Hello ladies and gentlemen. Do ladies read this blog? I didn't think so either. So, tonight I'm feeling a little under the weather, which I've never really understood because aren't you always technically under the weather? I don't know many people who hop over rain clouds in their spare time... Anyway, I apologize if this post is oodles of noodles shorter, but I feel like a donkey kicked me in the head with it's Pumas ("shoes", for you who don't know major brand names). How many of you have been in a relationship? Yep, me too. How many of you had the relationship end? Meeeee toooooooo. So, considering this is such a huge flipping topic, I thought a lot of you would be able to relate. I, personally, relate to this meme just because we look so alike, but maybe some of you just feel this way. I present you with Forever Alone guy.