Awkward...

I'm back! Three days is a long time to wait to hear from me. I know. You don't have to admit it, I know you think it. "I don't!". I swear to god I will punch myself if you don't shut up. "You're going to punch.... yourself?".... it's not a perfect punishment. So, I'm back. I just saw Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which wasn't too awful in my opinion. Then again, my opinion is LAW. Anyway, has anyone here been in an awkward situation? Me too! Omg, we have something in common! Has anyone here made a joke to make things less awkward? It worked right? People started laughing and then a conversation was created from the seed that was your joke. Wrong. It made everything worse. In my case, anyway. Apparently it's wrong to joke about fried chicken when in a group of people that have one similar characteristic. Damn vegetarians. "TDMOL Writer, *you* are a vegetarian." So? I can still joke about dying animals. So, the most appropriate meme for this situation would have to be the socially Awkward Penguin. 

P.S. - Writing this post was friggin awkward.