Being ignored

Well hello again, ladies. You're looking rather lovely today. What? You're a guy? Oh... you still look lovely. On today's post we're going to be talking about frustration, stupid people, and well.. that's about it really. Now that I think about it, I'm actually the only one talking. "TDMOL Writer, I'm right here!" SHUT UP, I'm talking now. So, anyway, ever try to text, call, or make love to someone but they're not responding? No? Oh, awkward. Well, I'm sure at least one person has. "No we haven't." I thought I told you to be quiet, guy. I *will* get the baseball bat. Anyway, we've all encountered a situation where someone or something is just not responding to us. That sucks, doesn't it? It's like, hey person of interest, I'm trying to talk to you here and would love it if you answered back. I don't know about you, but for some reason my cat NEVER says good morning to me. So, to my point, I present you with "Y U NO" Guy.

Meme -
         A concept or idea that is transferred from person to person. The idea of internet memes comes from the much broader term of the same name which may refer to anything from culture to certain rituals or practices. This can led itself to movies, books, or whatever else that may catch the interest of your pretty little eyeballs. The word "meme", modeled on "gene" is a shortened version of ancient Greek's "mimeme", which means "something imitated". There, knowledge has been dropped upon your brain cells.

Wal-Mart

Hello again, did you miss me? Oh, I missed you too. How's life? Good, good. I'm glad to hear that, but let's get on with the story. Have you ever gone to a store (we'll say Wal-Mart) and had to get groceries? Of course you have. Unless you're some kind of Amish person, I'm pretty sure you've been to Wal-Mart. Am I afraid of offending the Amish on here? It's a website, they aren't going to see it. Don't worry. I'll tell them it was me anyway. Don't worry guy, I've got your back. You'd do the same for me, right? No? Oh, well... I'm telling Jebediah that you thought his beard was creepy, then. Anyway, Wal-Mart has literally everything. If it exists, they have it. Which leads me to believe that they actually are the creators of everything and they just let us think that they're a humble chain of superstores. I'm on to you Wal-Mart... I'm on to you. So,  let's start at the beginning of your journey. You check the levels and assess whether or not levels are critically low for the milk, eggs, condoms, whatever you need for your big party this weekend. So, you may even have a list, just so you know you won't forget anything. You are the shopping expert. You know what you want and how to get it. So, arriving at your nearest everything-vendor, you see that there is absolutely no place to park unless it has this offensive picture of a tall smurf in a wheelchair. I'm assuming it's Papa Smurf. He has to be getting old and fragile by now. So, you finally find a space out about a mile from the store, and you walk into find that the layout of everything has changed. The shirts are where the toothpaste should be. The milk is with the bleach (strategically placed, i might add). Nothing makes sense. Up is down, down is purple. Even though everything is just short of completely chaotic you still somehow manage to finish your shopping. Oh, wait. No you didn't. You forgot the one effing thing. You know? That one thing that you came for but totally forgot about until just now. That thing. It's on the other end of the store that's been entirely jumbled around. So, to summarize all of this, I shall present you the FFFFUUUU Guy

Movies

Have you ever been extremely hyped up for a movie and then immediately let down by the lack of comedy, mind bending-ness, whatever that you were promised? Yeah, me too. I usually go into a movie expecting it to be a complete and utter shit storm, and throughout the movie I am pleasantly proven wrong. Well, let me tell you young'un, there is no bigger disappointment in this world than being promised to see god's gift to humanity in a theater, and finding out it's more like Britney Spears' contribution to the media. Awful. Just... awful. Specifically, this happened to me with the movie "Clash of the Titans". This movie, which stars Liam Neeson and that guy from Avatar, was promised to be an orgasm to my eyeballs. What I found were enormous plot holes and melodramatic sequences. Ineffective sequences, at that. In this movie, the main character, Perseus, is the son of Zeus. Wait, what? Zeus? Isn't Perseus the son of Poseidon? Oh well, I can let that go. I'm sure there's some sort of cinematic value to changing the entire Greek mythological basis to this movie. So, the biggest threat that the mortals and gods face is the Kraken. A giant monster that comes from the see and looks suspiciously like an over-inflated Hulk. Wait.... hold up a second. Isn't the Kraken a giant squid that causes ship wrecks? Alright, Hollywood, you've gone too far here. You have put one of my favorite actors, Liam Neeson, and shoved him into a role that is hardly even relevant to the Greek mythology. Anyway, main point here, I was disappointed. And so, the meme for this post has to be the Look of Disapproval, as shown below.